The beauty industry is generous with inventions, but some of them cause at best bewilderment, and at worst – so do fear for the health of the one who dares to use them. We hope it won’t be you!
1. Mouth Extender.
A spacer that inserts into the corners of your lips will turn your pretty mouth into a wide grin. You’ll be able to do magic with a light bulb!
2. Nose Sharper.
The manufacturers claim that if you wear this clothespin every night, your nose will become thinner and more graceful in a couple of months. Well, if during this time you do not learn how to breathe and can sleep for at least a couple of hours a night.
3. the Breast Massager
And we thought it was a back scratcher… But no. The instructions say that the massager stimulates circulation, gives tissues back tone (which isn’t bad) and reaches where you can’t reach with your hand. We honestly experimented, but could not find a woman who could not reach her own breasts.
4. diamond mask.
No, there are no diamonds in the composition of this fabric, it’s just that the developers decided it sounds prettier that way. The purpose of the mask is to get rid of your second chin. We found no scientific proof of this, but the mask came in handy for playing robbery for our colleague’s sons.
5. Cheek Trainer
Admit it: you thought it was about oral sex at first, too? Actually, this thing has to be put in your mouth and talked about. The elastic thing resists, you have to put in a lot of effort to talk, the muscles are exercised. The manufacturers haven’t heard of stretching your facial skin and lips.
6. Neck trainer.
Another sex toy? No, this pump is for training nonexistent muscles. You stick it to your collarbones with one end, and to your chin with the other, and go ahead: bob your head like a chinaman. Your neck’s thin skin won’t change in any way, but if you do it in front of a mirror, you can have a good laugh.
7. Nose blowing device by means of electrical impulses
8. Smile Trainer.
At the edges of this brace are electrodes that stimulate the facial muscles, causing them to contract and lock into a smile. You walk around and smile. And you smile. Until you get used to it and turn into Nicholson’s character from The Shining.
9. Cheekbone lifter.
Oh, yeah, you put it on and you turn into Uma Thurman. Or Bride of Chucky. As luck would have it.
10. Lip Enhancer.
You have to have one! You bring the first cylinder to your lips, suck in air, wait 20 seconds. And you do it three times, changing the cylinders. The effect (we checked) lasted as long as 30 minutes. In this case, the first 10 to look at the desperate experimenter was scary.